OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED
YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME
his NAME isnt ELF WARRIOR its ZELDA you FLUNKING FPUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…actually its Link…so… yeah.
Can I kill you for calling Link Zelda
did you literally just ask if you could kill me. did you literally just. holy shit. how was that appropriate
guys c’mon dont fight over a picture of luigi
um i think you mean green mario
when a tumblr famous person says they’re upset everyone goes all “aw what happened” and they get like 100 nice messages
when i say im upset people just kind of
Whiney bitch alert
thank you for alerting us of your arrival
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
- He has no arms or legs
- She’s bloody and she cries all the time